I’m Gonna Kill That Bastard!
“Why?”
“He did me wrong. He’ll never have another beer, or screw another broad or see no tits, or see a sunset, or have a double-cheeseburger, or drive his F150, or play pool, and no huntin’ and fishin’.”
“He’ll be dead, won’t know it.”
“Hmmm.”
“Kick him in the shin. It’ll hurt more than killing.”
“He did me wrong. He’ll never have another beer, or screw another broad or see no tits, or see a sunset, or have a double-cheeseburger, or drive his F150, or play pool, and no huntin’ and fishin’.”
“He’ll be dead, won’t know it.”
“Hmmm.”
“Kick him in the shin. It’ll hurt more than killing.”
December 2012
Funny, but wording seems awkward, not sure how, just my initial reaction.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment. I think it needs some work or just tossed......
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