Monday, April 21, 2014

Pope and High-Ranking Cardinals in a Meeting



Pope and High-Ranking Cardinals in a Meeting

“Things are serious, losing millions of parishioners a year. I need ideas!”
“Whiskey instead of grape juice?”
“Stop that up and down kneeling BS?”
“Let every family name a saint?”
“Give frequent flyer miles for juicy confessions?”
“Let the younger nuns date church members?”
“Let’s go with the 72 virgins, sure works for the Muslims.”
 
November 2012

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