God
Was Pissed Off, Again
God gathered close friends around.
“Some of my followers are doubting me. Some hanging out with other gods. I’d strike them down, but my power’s low. I need something big!”
“Walk on water.”
“Yes, gather everyone.”
God sank.
“What the hell is going on?”
“Sorry Chief, forgot, CoE* moved the rocks about two weeks ago.”
“Some of my followers are doubting me. Some hanging out with other gods. I’d strike them down, but my power’s low. I need something big!”
“Walk on water.”
“Yes, gather everyone.”
God sank.
“What the hell is going on?”
“Sorry Chief, forgot, CoE* moved the rocks about two weeks ago.”
*United States Army Corp of Engineers
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