Got Caught on Video Kissing Senator Smith

Got Caught on Video Kissing Senator Smith

“How does that make you feel?”
“I’m devastated. My neighbors are shunning me. Husband divorcing me. Pastor said I can’t sing in the choir.”
“Wow.”
“Got fired from my staff job with the senator.”
“Darn, you must be really depressed.”
She got a big smile.
“Fuck ‘em all, Playboy’s paying me a million to pose.”

Father, I’ve Been Praying and Praying

Father, I’ve Been Praying and Praying

“What’s going on, Son.”
“As you and I have talked, been trying to meet the love of my life.”
“Yes.”
“I pray every day. Still haven’t met anyone. What do you think?”
“Maybe God is telling you it’ll take a while to get that special person.”
“Couldn’t he send me a hooker while I’m waiting?”

So, How Are You and Susan Doing?

So, How Are You and Susan Doing?

“Don’t know.”
“Hmm.”
“Sometimes at the top of the world, then plummet to the bottom. I have no control. Sometimes I’m nauseous, then light-headed.”
“Wow.”
“I’m afraid I’m going to lose her.”
“Dang!”
“What do you think?”
“Seems like the beauty of love or the curse of stupidity and lust.”
“Which?”
“Ahh, that’s the problem.”