An Emergency Appointment with Her Counselor

An Emergency Appointment with Her Counselor

“What’s going on, Sharon?”
“Just don’t know what to do.”
“What’s happened?”
“Ronnie and I broke-up again.”
“Hmm. Yes, that’s normally what we discuss.”
“I’m truly at my wits end.”
“What should you do?”
“Need to pray and ask Jesus what to do. What do you think?”
“You’d be better off trying the Magic 8-ball.”

Reverend, I Need Some Counseling

Reverend, I Need Some Counseling

“What’s bothering you?”
“I talked to you before about my marriage.”
“Yes. It’s OK, Sister.”
“You know, my husband and I haven’t, you know, in a long time.”
On their knees they prayed.
“God speak to you?”
“No, Reverend. You?”
“Yes. Remember, God works in mysterious ways.”
Afterwards.
“Same time next week, Sister?”

Robert and Ruth Went Up the Hill

Robert and Ruth Went Up the Hill

Robert filled the water pail. Used a ladle to offer Ruth a drink.
“That’s good,” she said. “Thank you.”
“This is nice up here.”
“Yes.”
“Gosh, the way the sun reflects on you.”
“What do you mean?”
“You just look so nice.”
“Oh,” holding out her hand.
Three hours later, they came down the hill.